Warnings: Minor spoilers for the end of the manga-- this is the recently-released post-series special and it's completely canon
Dream Effects: Horror of the crack kind.


( Mysteries of the human body... )

[Haruhi's eyes snap open in horror for just a moment until she realises it was a dream.]

Thank goodness that was just a dream...

[As she rolls over onto her back, this is quickly followed by two more realisation: one, she is also very stiff; and two, there is a slumbering blond host king sitting in a chair next to her bed, sprawled halfway over the side of the mattress.

have a very startled Haruhi fumbling to find and turn off her Dreamberry as she lets out a startled noise]

What are you--